March 2012
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kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
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February 2012
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safeword:
is there anyone who doesn’t have a thing for collarbones
like seriously can we just officially declare them a sexual organ and move on with our lives
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a brief monograph on the topic of the strong...
gyzym:
Right okay so here’s the deal: strong female character? Is an awesome, awesome term when it means “strongly written female character.” Please assume, for the duration of this post, that that is what *I* mean when I’m using it; I don’t know what everyone else means, and maybe I missed some kind of memo or something, but as I am getting the impression that I would have torn that memo up if I...
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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tarecgosa:
homestuck fandom: where people yell at each other about whether a character’s hairstyle has braids or rattails
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Thinking about knitting a calculator cozy...
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I may want to cool it on the knitting.
I’m currently working on a pouch for my chopsticks because I’m tired of them just being on top of the microwave.
I feel like this is something that does not actually have anything to do with efficiently storing things and instead has everything to do with my incessant need to make things.
I also have at least five sort of big projects that I want to start.
I will eventually run out...
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Speaking of antelope, I always wonder what they...
antelope: oh mother of fuck
antelope: c'mon man can you let me go this time
antelope: i'm having a really rough day
antelope: yeah yeah i know circle of life
antelope: sounds great til you're the one who just got tackled by a fucking carnivore
antelope: your body becomes the grass and i eat the grass
antelope: fine that's great but i bet you don't get torn limb from limb
antelope: seriously though why me can't you eat bob instead
antelope: i mean he's an asshole no one likes him
antelope: just this morning he took a shit in the water hole
antelope: WHO DOES THAT am i right
antelope: me on the other hand, i'm not so bad
antelope: i have kids too did i mention that
antelope: ok dude that is my fucking leg
antelope: let go
antelope: are you even listening to me
antelope:
antelope:
antelope:
antelope: i hate you
antelope: i hope you get run over by a herd of wildebeest